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A woman having an affair..

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Unread postby poacher72 » Wed Jun 27, 2018 10:53 am

A woman having an affair..

A woman is having an affair during the

day while her husband is at work. Her

9 year old son comes home

unexpectedly, sees them and hides in

the bedroom closet to watch. The

woman's husband also comes home

so she puts her lover in the closet not

realizing that her son is hiding in there.

The little boy says ''It's dark in here''

The man replies ''Yes, it is''

Boy - "I have a football

Man - "That's nice."

Boy - "Want to buy it?"

Man - "No, thanks."

Boy - "My dad's outside."

Man - "OK, how much?"

Boy - "£250"

In the next few weeks, it happens

again that the boy and the lover are in

the closet together once again.

Boy - "Dark in here."

Man - "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have goalkeeper gloves

The lover remembering the last time,

asks the boy,

"How much?"

Boy - "£750"

Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the

boy, "Grab

your gloves let's go outside and have a

game of footy

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my

football and my gloves"

The father asks, "How much did you

sell them for?"

Boy - £1,000"

The father says, "That's terrible to

overcharge your friends like

that... that is way more than those two

things cost. I'm going to take you to

church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father

makes the little boy sit in the

confession booth and he closes the

door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that ****

again!''
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Unread postby Michael » Mon Jul 02, 2018 6:44 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Loved the punch line :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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