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Fifty shades of grey.

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Unread postby COLVERT » Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:00 pm

Fifty shades of grey.

A Poem.


Me missus bought a paperback
Down town on Saturday,
I had a peep into her bag;
'Twas “Fifty Shades of Grey."

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.

Her left hand held a length of rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down upon the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago
I might have had a peek;
But Doris hasn’t weathered well;
She’s eighty four next week.

Watching Doris bump and grind
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!

She struggled up upon her feet
A cuppla minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said
That I must dominate her!!

Now if you knew our Doris,
You would see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I’d uttered.

She stood there nude, just naked like,
Bent forward just a bit ….
I took a pace to brace meself
And stood on her left tit!

Old Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other one!”

Well readers, I won't tell no more
What happened on that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair
Turned “fifty shades of grey





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Unread postby Poppy » Wed Feb 13, 2013 10:23 pm

LOL. LOVE THAT TO BITS COLVY............BRILLIANT. (clap) (clap) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: (BOW) (cool) (cool) (i agree) (party)
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Unread postby nick nick » Thu Feb 14, 2013 8:30 pm

(clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (clap) (cool) (cool) (cool) (cool) (cool) (cool)
Life is a bunch of roses but watch out for the pricks
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Unread postby COLVERT » Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:29 pm

Poppy wrote:LOL. LOVE THAT TO BITS COLVY............BRILLIANT. (clap) (clap) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: (BOW) (cool) (cool) (i agree) (party)


Pops,----Would you have shown something like that to your Dad ??? :?: :?: :?:
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Unread postby Poppy » Sat Feb 16, 2013 7:26 pm

COLVERT wrote:
Poppy wrote:LOL. LOVE THAT TO BITS COLVY............BRILLIANT. (clap) (clap) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: (BOW) (cool) (cool) (i agree) (party)


Pops,----Would you have shown something like that to your Dad ??? :?: :?: :?:




It is funny so I don't see why not..... (shrug) (clap) (cool) (cool) (cool) (cool) (cool) (cool)
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Unread postby COLVERT » Sun Feb 18, 2018 2:44 pm

5 years old now.---Let's give it another airing.------------- :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o :-o
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Unread postby Michael » Sun Mar 11, 2018 1:26 pm

That made me laugh thanks (mexican wave)
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